Who Cares Man?

- driving back from home, 11.30pm, bits of car all over the road, some chav trying to dissasemble some mods or get rid of something from the crashed car. Basically he just floored it and crossed the white line…where there is a great big lampost….pinball material.

- driving to Micks same road, 6.00 PM. 3 cars in collision. 1 x Lexus RX300 and 2 others, one of which has had all it’s panels ripped off from the bonnet to the rear panel. Appears somebody ‘crossed the white line’ again, could easily be the RX300 as they understeer easy if you’re dozing.

- night of the Rangers game last week everyone driving like fannies, some cunt drives thru the roundabout THE WRONG WAY and faces me down head on as I approach the dotted lines on the road about.

- same road, 2 boy racers doing full on BTCC come round the corner OVER THE WHITE LINE. It was so close I had no time to brake, steer or anything as the corner was 90 degrees and they just ‘appeared’. Boy racers pulled into right side of road just in the nick off time.

- last nite, on the way to Micks again, this time total carnage in Banknock, same bit of road other crashes on. Road totally shut as there must have been a mortality. Saw a sports car being trailered. Judging from the larger circular lights on the rear, it was either an R34, Corvette or 550 Maranello. I’ve seen a 550 in the area legging it recently. Possibly total disrespect for greasy roads. In any case I had to go home after wasting an hour.

And even today I honked some prick for dozing over the white line and another old fanny who pulled out in front of me at a roundabout.

WTF is it? You expect this sort of diabolical driving standard at Christmas time but now? Is everyone on stupid pills?

Here’s just yesterdays road mortalities in my area that have been reported by the news :